The one you will never forget.

See this is me, no make up, no posing. Real. 

See this is me, no make up, no posing. Real. 


Hello everyone.

emma-dobbsx:

Hello. 



keeperoliver:

amirawindsor:

keeperoliver:

“You’re hopeless, and dumber than I thought you were. You honestly think the Ministry will send us to Azkaban if we say we can’t make a child?”

She shook her head and snorted. “Yes, they are forcing us to get married to raise the population, you are the dumb one Oliver. Good luck finding another wife who could careless whom you shag.” 

Oliver rolled his eyes and chuckled. “No, I’m not dumb, I’m thinking. I’m not afraid of what the Ministry says they will do. How many times has the ministry said things and have been wrong? More than anyone could count. They cannot force people to make children, they can only force us to marry.”

"Yes they can! It is part of the new law. You better learn to read. So do what you want, I really have to go if I am going to go and file a notice of refusal on your part.  Because I just want to get this done and over with. But you are making it harder for me. So it was nice to meet you and have a great life in prison." She stood up again shaking her head. 


keeperoliver:

“You’re hopeless, and dumber than I thought you were. You honestly think the Ministry will send us to Azkaban if we say we can’t make a child?”

She shook her head and snorted. “Yes, they are forcing us to get married to raise the population, you are the dumb one Oliver. Good luck finding another wife who could careless whom you shag.” 


keeperoliver:

amirawindsor:

keeperoliver:

“We can fake it, they can’t watch us 24/7. We could say we’re trying and nothing, go to doctors, everything. And they wouldn’t know. Besides, you said you had a girlfriend. I wouldn’t care one bit if you continued seeing her while we’re ‘together’.

She groaned and shook her head. “No we can’t fake it. I am sure they will use a truth serum on us. So I would rather endure two minutes of whatever then go to prison thank you very much.” 

“I won’t be able to, the ministry can’t force either of us to. It’s not possible!”

"Then we go to prison. So Excuse while I go and report that I need a partner." She muttered standing up again. 


keeperoliver:

"We can fake it, they can’t watch us 24/7. We could say we’re trying and nothing, go to doctors, everything. And they wouldn’t know. Besides, you said you had a girlfriend. I wouldn’t care one bit if you continued seeing her while we’re ‘together’.

She groaned and shook her head. “No we can’t fake it. I am sure they will use a truth serum on us. So I would rather endure two minutes of whatever then go to prison thank you very much.” 


Lunch.

keeperoliver:

He looked at her, more pissed off than before. “We have no choice, so we have to talk and get through all this bullshit! I hate this and so do you. I have no attraction to women at all, so I clearly can’t have a child with you. But it’s possible to lie to them without them knowing.”

Amira sat down and snorted. “Then you better close your eyes and pretend I’m a man because no we can’t lie to them we have to register a child when it is born, and send them copies of all the doctors appointments.” She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. 


Lunch.

keeperoliver:

He looked at her. “Sit down! We have to talk about this! You can’t just up and leave!”

Amira froze and turned to look at him. “You can not tell me what I can and can not do. You are not my husband and clearly the way you are talking you never will be. So don’t tell me me what to do.” 


Lunch.

keeperoliver:

“I don’t want to touch you, kiss you, or any of that! I couldn’t stomach it, and I don’t drink. I would rather be put in Azkaban” He looked at her, never more uncomfortable or pissed off at the same time. This entire law was pointless, they couldn’t force people to do this.

Amira stood up and grabbed her purse and her bag. “Fine have it your way quidditch boy. So excuse me I have to go and make sure I don’t end up locked up for 10 years.”